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Rant #34 - Makes sense, right?

Now, I’ve always been a resourceful man and I think it a particular shame to waste one’s assets. Considering my girlfriend is away for two months, I figured it best to put my… ummm… energy to purposeful use somehow. So, off I went to Junior.

Much to my amazement, it turns out they’re an advertising agency, not a sperm bank. Not what I was thinking, but all the same, it’s a jolly good place to make some cash and have a good time. 

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The tissues didn’t come in handy. 

The tissues didn’t come in handy. 

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Rant #33 - Your social calendar sorted

Here - www.fourthousand.com.au/out/doom-slam-dirtnap/

Here- www.fourthousand.com.au/out/loomergeese/

And here - www.fourthousand.com.au/out/vivian-girls-4/

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Rant #32 - Is it true what they say?

Maybe blogs really ARE for people with too much time? Something I haven’t had a lot of lately.

Remain loyal, good folk, some excitement is on the horizon. As well as juggling a couple of briefs for two agencies, I’m also spending two weeks at Clemenger Brisbane, starting Monday. Miss y’all!

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Rant #31 - Get cultured

Damns. My African joke didn’t make the cut. Why did the ….?

http://www.fourthousand.com.au/eat-drink/muooz-eritrean-restaurant/

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Rant #30 - Be a hater

Bad service, weak coffee, undercooked animal or worse for some – animal traces. Unless you’re packing Prozac, chances are you’ve had reason to complain about something before, but haven’t ‘cos you don’t want the cute waiter to think you are a douche bag, and hey, you only come here for the cute waiter.

Well consider this, shame evaders. Your cute waiter is also sick of drinking that over-pierced pseudo-baristas weak ass coffee and wishes the boss would sack her ass, or better yet, take the ‘pseudo’ off her name tag and invest $50 so she can become a better barista and maybe even learn how to draw pretty flowers in milk froth.

Bitch, whine, moan, complain god damn it! Businesses need your feedback. You need a decent excuse to chat up the hot waiter.  

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Rant #29 - No more small talk

Alright, alright. Enough about the weather after today. I promise.

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Rant #28 - Back in Brisbane

I’ve returned from Melbourne. Ten fingers are tied in knots. I await many decisions. Unfortunately, I’ve also returned with some highligted complications. Namely administrative issues for my German Art Director friend. 

Much pondering to be done, but hey, thanks for the welcoming, Brisbane.

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Rant #27 - My uncle thinks that blogs are narcissistic

So today I’m posting twice. Try and figure out what the symbolic theme of this gallery is.

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